Tamara's Journeys

Journeys as great as the destinations.

You May Live In Canada …

June 13th, 2014

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Canada .

If someone in a Home Depot store Offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you may live in Canada .

If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada .

If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada .

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada .

If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ In the same day and back again, you may live in Canada . (or Maine!)

If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada .

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada . (or Maine)

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada .

If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, tou may live in Canada .

If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km — you’re going 95 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada .

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada . (or Maine!)

If you know all 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you may live in Canada .

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada .

If you find -2 degrees ‘a little chilly’, you may live in Canada . (or Maine)

I’m going to Canada this weekend. Enjoy your weekend, too, Aye!

 

Tamara's Journeys

Journeys as great as the destinations.