A young man is travelling across the states on a greyhound bus. It’s a long journey and to pass time he chats with his fellow passengers. He’s talking to one elderly gentleman about woman, as men will tend to do when chatting with each other.
The old man says “I’ve been married 37 years as of last week” and a tear rolls down his cheek.
Noticing this the young man replies “Wow you must love your wife very much to still be that emotional”
“It’s not that” says the old man “I’ve just realized that if I’d killed her when I met her I’d be free by now!”