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New Year Funnies

January 4th, 2014

As in many homes on New Year’s Day, Janet and Nigel, a happy couple, faced the annual conflict of which was more important: the football game on television, or the lunch itself.

Hoping to keep the peace Nigel ate lunch with the rest of the family, and even lingered for some pleasant after-lunch chat before retiring to the couch to turn on the television.

Some time later, Janet looked in to see how he was and graciously even bought a cold drink to Nigel. She smiled, kissed him on the cheek and asked what the score was. Nigel told her it was half time and that the score was still 0-0.

‘See?’ Janet said happily, ‘You didn’t miss a thing.’ LOL!!

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New Year’s Resolutions by Fido

  • I will not bark each time I see or hear a dog on TV.
  • I will not steal underwear belonging to my mistress and then dance   all over the back yard with it.
  • I will not chew red crayons or pens, because my master will think   that I am haemorrhaging.
  • I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
  • I must shake the rainwater out of my coat BEFORE I enter the   house.

Tamara's Journeys

Journeys as great as the destinations.